January 9, 2009
| Segment 1 | Personal Vibrators Vishiss FINALLY Calls In |
| Segment 2 | Steve's Surround Sound 8 Mile 3 Labs & 1 German Shepard |
| Segment 3 | I'm a Little Tea Pot I Want My Kidney Back Man Season |
| Segment 4 | More Man Season RHAIL!!!!! |
| Segment 5 | The Gun Show Lightning Round |
January 16, 2009
| Segment 1 | Steve's Home Alone Splashdown on the Hudson Steve's Inner Struggles McWraps and Cup-A-Gravy |
| Segment 2 | Whaddaya Haulin? Introducing the "Talent" and His "Muscle" Someone Get Steve A Shovel |
| Segment 3 | Lettin the Stereo-types Fly 14,500 Text Messages Virginity for Sale |
| Segment 4 | Riots in Oakland The Great Debate |
| Segment 5 | "Action" Doesn't Live Up to Her Name ZZ Calls In Lightning Round |
January 31, 2009
| Segment 1 | 2 Manning It Tonite Dental Procedures |
| Segment 2 | We Win 100-0, We Forfeit!?!? Playing Backup for Muddy Waters More Sports Crap |
| Segment 3 | The Switch to Digital TV Prison Spends $77,000 on TVs Inconvenienced People Not Getting Enough Compensation |
| Segment 4 | CitiBank Buys a Jet? People Offing Themselves Groundhog Day |
| Segment 5 | Liking the New Format Side Projects Lightning Round The New Outtro |
