January 2, 2010
| Segment 1 | New Intro Needed Ellis' Voice Mails Scott Shows Up Ball Seam...Part II |
| Segment 2 | Shit My Dad Says Swallowing Money An Explanation Comes Lining Out Steve's Last Will |
| Segment 3 | Scott Walks Us Through Our Site Down With Powder The Colors Fatties Ian Calls In |
| Segment 4 | Ripping On Steve Ellis' DUI |
| Segment 5 | Top Stories Lightning Round |
January 9, 2010
| Segment 1 | NFL Playoffs Steve's Surgery Dry Poops |
| Segment 2 | Down With Powder Brian Calls In Dog Pile on Brian |
| Segment 3 | Horrible Internet Videos Fetishes Epic Crash |
| Segment 4 | Commenting on the Game Artie Lange Suicide Attempt News of the Week |
| Segment 5 | Uh Oh for Steve Lightning Round |
January 16, 2010
| Segment 1 | Steve Violates Himself |
| Segment 2 | New Intro Alcoholism |
| Segment 3 | SarcMark Teacher Sex Schindlers List |
| Segment 4 | Pants on the Ground Irrelevant People Movies |
| Segment 5 | Balloon Poppers Haiti Lightning Round |
January 23, 2010
| Segment 1 | Sound Problems Skype Sucks Ass It's Raining Jobs Video Quality |
| Segment 2 | The Guests Arrive Haiti The Abe Lincoln Utter Chaos |
| Segment 3 | Time to Talk About the Guests Milwaukee Redux Headlines |
| Segment 4 | New Server What Is Ellis Eating Now? Childhood Memories |
| Segment 5 | Old Friend Calls In Wayne Goes Under the Bus Lightning Round |
January 23, 2010
| Segment 1 | BHM Starts Early Google's Auto-Complete Why Dogs Eat Their Poop Stories Related to ESPN |
| Segment 2 | SarcMark Guy Calls In I'd Give My Left Nut to Go to the Super Bowl |
| Segment 3 | Paltalk Goes to Hell Animal Hoarder in Texas Pelosi's $101,000 Booze Bill |
| Segment 4 | Steve's First Week Back to Work AARP Promotes Sexting Gas Stations |
| Segment 5 | Shot Girls Menomonee Indians Scrubs Actor Dies? Deadliest Catch Lightning Round |
