July 3, 2009
| Segment 1 | Scott is Back Palin Stepping Down The Anti-Missile-Missile New Star of Pitchmen |
| Segment 2 | MJ Tries to Adopt Octomom's Kids Wisconsin Anarchy San Antonio SWAT Team has an Oops 102 Word Sentence |
| Segment 3 | Steven Segal Cop Beats His Wife, Cause it was in the Contract Tasering at the Waffle House Introducing "Bud White" |
| Segment 4 | An Old Friend Shows Up Mersh Calls In... and WOW |
| Segment 5 | Plans for the 4th Lightning Round |
July 10, 2009
| Segment 1 | Calling Scott New Audio Goodness Anti-Obammy Stickers |
| Segment 2 | Monkey Naming Morgan Freeman Bus Driver Smashes Finger New Jersey Brewery |
| Segment 3 | Facebook vs Twitter Chicago Cemetery Digs Up Bodies Black Kids Kicked Out of Pool |
| Segment 4 | Self-Arrest Program Mexicans David Carradine and Michael Jackson Combined Death |
| Segment 5 | Go Back, Go Back, Go Back to Where You Were Michael Jackson's Brain Beer Guts Lightning Round |
July 17, 2009
| Segment 1 | It All Starts With A Pen... Sammy Comes Through! Cigarettes |
| Segment 2 | Scott's Story Burning Through Topics Tan Lines |
| Segment 3 | A Weiner Drove Into the House Buy A Truck, Get An AK-47 Blonde Moments Old Friend Calls |
| Segment 4 | The SWAT Teams Are Bored "The Airborne Horse..." Crocs |
| Segment 5 | Dog Sex? Police Shenanigans The Hilarity of Religion Lightning Round |
July 24, 2009
| Segment 1 | Steve's Week It's Dave... Quick Headlines |
| Segment 2 | Cambridge PD The Explanation |
| Segment 3 | Free Form Radio |
| Segment 4 | Your Vodka Bottle Has Dust on It More Free Form Vitals |
| Segment 5 | More Vitals... Keith's Dogs Lightning Round |
July 31, 2009
| Segment 1 | Brushing With Beer The Pot Triangle of California |
| Segment 2 | Jay from The Jay And Juggy Show Calls In Cronkite Calls In |
| Segment 3 | Euge's Announcement Scott is an Asshole Sara Gets Back at Scott |
| Segment 4 | Titty Time Dale Returns Marriage Counseling |
| Segment 5 | A Bar Mitzvah Epic Fail New Lightning Round |
