March 6, 2010
| Segment 1 | Losing Fingers Conspiracy Theorist Assholes Eyes and Glasses |
| Segment 2 | Swiss Condoms Steve's TV Shows Wayne and Kids |
| Segment 3 | Traffic Fun Philly Trash Mersh's Album |
| Segment 4 | Dog Saliva Big Fan Eating Balls Time for Work |
| Segment 5 | Vajazzling Lightning Round |
March 13, 2010
| Segment 1 | Bowl Time Toilets Ringtones Big Fan Follow Up |
| Segment 2 | Corey Haim Lindsey Lesbian Prom Recreational Blue Pill Use |
| Segment 3 | Scheduled Hiatus Blacks Are More Racist Than Anyone Else The Census is a Joke Forgot To Pay The Bills |
| Segment 4 | Bringing the Country Back Phones are Back Up Back to Steve's Plan |
| Segment 5 | Funny Porn Been There, Done That People That Need to Go Away Lightning Round |
March 20, 2010
| Segment 1 | Screwed With For the Last Time Racial News River of Poop Slow Start |
| Segment 2 | What is Going On? Wine Picking 10:1 Ratio |
| Segment 3 | Quick Stories Studio Fun Scars Questions for the Guest |
| Segment 4 | Guns She's A Keeper More Stories |
| Segment 5 | Spelling Test Lightning Round |
