November 21, 2009
| Segment 1 | We're Back Steve's Move Plugging in Vehicles |
| Segment 2 | Woman Calls 911 on Herself Full on Stupidity Fatties |
| Segment 3 | Dale's Leg Lawyers Tobacco Taxes Kris Kross |
| Segment 4 | Fratello Metallo Crappy Christian Metal Rehab Radio Worst Caller EVAR! |
| Segment 5 | Dumbass 911 Steve's Back Lightning Round |
November 28, 2009
| Segment 1 | Thanksgiving Wrap Up Steve's First Day Tiger Woods |
| Segment 2 | 10 Wierd Beers Cash for Appliances |
| Segment 3 | We Suck, We Know Blockbuster Letter Movie Sequels |
| Segment 4 | Dale Blows It When Moose Attack Lightning Round |
