October 16, 2009
| Segment 1 | w00t! The Minnesota... Packers? Al and Jesse |
| Segment 2 | The Balloon Mystery Buddha Calls In Dale Punches Out, Hard |
| Segment 3 | Dale's Status Talking While Driving Messing with Sleeping People |
| Segment 4 | Food Stamps Deductions & Taxes |
| Segment 5 | Kimber Calls In Lightning Round |
October 23, 2009
| Segment 1 | Definitions Paltalk Shits the Bed The Return of Clutch and Wiggle Dale's Turn |
| Segment 2 | Eastbound and Down What Happens Next Friday |
| Segment 3 | Comedians on TV Suicidal Thoughts Promotion = Tits, Now |
| Segment 4 | PT Comes Back, Shortly Pet Farts and Taxes Rich Takes Over the Show And Now... Religion |
| Segment 5 | Need an Amputee News Offended Much? Lightning Round |
