| Our Word | Description | Spoken By |
| Cartoonsitry | What a Cartoonist Does | Scott |
| Cooliosity | New Word | Steve |
| Production Woom | Production Room | Wayne |
| North Weeste | North West | Wayne |
| Implayment | Employment | Wayne |
| Ingrediments | Ingredients | Steve |
| Invertigo | Invetro | Steve |
| Accsexing | Accessing | Wayne |
| Sawitoo | I saw it too | Wayne |
| Titsfixiation | Suffocation by massive tits | Scott |
| Riled | Rallied | Steve |
| Sounds to Me | Sounds like it to me | Wayne |
| B.Y. | BUI | Steve |
| Collate Coalition Coercinate |
Coordinate | Steve |
| Sleep Apthea | Sleep Apnea | Steve |
| Testinal | Testicle | Steve |
| Recipnient | Recipient | Wayne |
| Hudgeband | Husband | Steve |
| Ashked | Asked | Wayne |
| Audibabably Audioally |
Audibly | Steve |
| Helpler | Helper | Wayne |
| Mooth | Moose | Wayne |
| Dodsters | Lobsters | Wayne |
| Abbrivniate | Abbreviate | Christy |
| Verbatism | Verbatim | Steve |
| Qwepons | Coupons | Steve |
| Forder | Border | Dale |
| Backtack | Backpack | Wayne |
| Why Does He Does | Why he does what he does | Steve |
| Pornog-Raffick | Pornographic | Steve |
| Restidoucheoun | Restitution | Steve |
| Netfliss | Netflix | Steve |
| Labtoc | Laptop | Wayne |
| Globing Warming | Global Warming | Wayne |
| Marlborlolo Lights | Marlboro Lights | Wayne |
| Derried | Married | Wayne |
| Barticles | Sparkles | Steve |
| Erectricity | Electricity | Steve |
| Fright Runt Tire | Right Front Tire | Steve |
| Eblaborate | Elaborate | Wayne |
| Quedit | Credit | Wayne |
| Interfeud | Interfered | Dale |
| Ethnistissity | Ethnicity | Steve |
| Melt | Met | Steve |
| Electronical | Electronic | Steve |
| Audissity | Audio Quality | Wayne |
| Time In Point | Point in Time | Steve |
| Disrail | Derail | Steve |
| 100 Per Cently | 100 Per cent | Steve |
| Drinkers | Drinker | Steve |
| New Engeyland Patriots | New England Patriots | Steve |
| Casted | Cast | Wayne |
| Crap of Shit | Crock of Shit | Steve |
| Downiest | Lowest | Wayne |
| Discompacitated | Incapacitated | Steve |
| Cookers | Cookies | Steve |
| Second Phot | Second Thought | Scott |
| Provability | Probability | Steve |
| Drowsy-Nouse | Drowsiness | Steve |
| Medistation | Medication | Steve |
| Jagermaster | Jagermeister | Steve |
| Equivralent | Equivalent | Ellis |
| Injividnual | Individual | Wayne |
| Beather | Better | Wayne |
| Jewiss | Jewish | Steve |
| Relizzon | Religion | Steve |
| Producisiss | Producer | Steve |
| Circumsmance | Circumstance | Steve |
| Furt | Fruit | Scott |
| Offercer | Officer | Wayne |
| Robberly | Robbery | Wayne |
| Disturbiting | Distributing | Wayne |
| Ego-mane-i-sism | Ego Maniacal | Steve |
| Wombedly | In the Womb | Steve |
| Text Messing | Text Messaging | Scott |
| Injectin | Injection | Wayne |
| Aboriginalia | Australia | Wayne |
| Rachistm | Racism | Wayne |
| Haichist | Haitian Racist | Steve |
| Hayshee | Haiti | Wayne |
| Blags | Bags | Steve |
| Clashrooms | Classrooms | Wayne |
| Stolden | Stolen | Steve |
| Blackesses | Black Glasses | Wayne |
| Tried Ya To Do | Tried To Get Ya To Do | Steve |
| Bred | Bed | Wayne |
| Troft | Troff | Ellis |
| Dizvorced | Divorced | Wayne |
| State Paul | Saint Paul | Wayne |
| Gapes | Games | Wayne |
| Withever | Whichever | Wayne |
| Cibil | Civil | Wayne |
| Retounley | Routinely | Wayne |
| Greojaffic | Geographic | Ellis |
| Tug Bot | Tug Boat | Ellis |
| Mitzer | Mixer | Steve |
| Perthent | Percent | Steve |
| KSE | KFC | Steve |
| Rrrrival | Arrival | Steve |
| Woom | Room | Steve |
| BWI | BUI | Ellis |
| Provivit | Prohibit | Ellis |
| Pench His Pinnies | Pinch His Pennies | Wayne |
| Wood Fott | Wood Foot | Wayne |
| Langlage | Language | Steve |
| Beer Board | Billboard | Steve |
| Felony-ous | Felonious | Steve |
| Jella | Jelly | Steve |
| Tarlie Janiels | Charlie Daniels | Wayne |
| Al Gora | Al Gore | Wayne |
| Mendess | Mention/Tremendous | Steve |
| Pubal | Pubic | Wayne |
| Metazablizm | Metabolism | Wayne |
| Shoulders | Soldiers | Steve |
| Concealed Carryable | Concealed Carry | Steve |
| Enmangment | Enbankment | Steve |
| Levelation | Elevation | Steve |
| Grammarically | Uh..... | Steve |
| Gradurated | Graduated | Steve |
| Interfection | Infection | Steve |
